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Probably, “ Hello?”
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“Can I borrow your Sharpie?”
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“Quien habla?”
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...I love you, won’t you tell me your name?
...is it me you’re looking for?
...from the other side.
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Unless Hiya has some specific label for the White House, I’d probably hang up on him like I do on all numbers I don’t recognize.
If he wants to warranty my 13 year old Volvo that burns oil (sometimes), leaks coolant (sometimes), and likely has a failing transmission, I might listen (though really he’d need to partner with someone who actually stood behind their words).
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“I know you don’t agree, but the next
replacement for the Beast needs to be based on a ‘74 Fleetwood 75. It’s iconic.”
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“Buenos dias, Señor Trump.”
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Honestly?
Mr. President, I don’t even have time for Twitter or Cable News with the demands of
my job,
family, and community
. How exactly do you manage? Would you be willing to take a week off just to see how it goes?
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Bon jour, comment ce-va?
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“Sorry El Presidente, I’m too busy shitposting on Oppo to talk to you”
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“Did you hear the new Supra is really a BMW Z4?”
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“Melania Is Always The Answer”
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Do you have some time to speak about our Load and Saber, Jay-Z?
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Please do not give him any ideas.
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“have you ever talked to your daughter tiffany?”
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Sincerely,
Justin T.
XOXO
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Poor Marla, and Ivana... Actually I don’t feel especially bad for either of them.
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“Convfefe.”
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Hola manitos.
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Covfefe
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This never gets old.
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But President Trump does...
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i’d tell him - Get fucked cunt!